My Juvenile Delinquent Days

As you can see from this adorable photo of young me, I was always destined for greatness.

The Snowball Incident

Who needs a Nobel Prize when you can throw a snowball at the mayor of Tzefat?

From Firefighter to Soldier

I traded in my fire helmet for a soldier's uniform. Because, you know, fighting fires isn't as cool as fighting wars.

My Brief but Illustrious Career as a Drug Dealer

Who needs a 401(k) when you can sell drugs on the street corner?

Fentanyl Addict Extraordinaire

When selling wasn't working out, I decided to take matters into my own hands. And by 'matters,' I mean my face-plant into the world of fentanyl addiction.

In and Out of Rehabs and Jails

Because who needs a stable life when you can have a revolving door of rehab facilities and jail cells?

Fatherhood and Failure

I managed to create life, but not so much the stability required to raise a child. Good luck, Jake!

My Road to Redemption

In 2022, I finally hit rock bottom. Or should I say, the floor in my sober living facility? Thanks to Moshe, Dave, and Yonatan, I've been on a path of recovery ever since.

Bar Mitzvah

After I finally got my life together, I had a bar mitzvah at the age of 25, and I finally got to put on tefillin and read the Torah. And now I'm finally turning 26! Happy birthday to me! 🎈🎉